A Letter to A Boss (NSFW Language)

[ED NOTE: This is an actual letter to an actual boss that was forwarded around an actual office among at least four employees and this blog. I hope for them (I do not work with them), their boss doesn’t read this blog. Who am I kidding. Nobody reads this blog)]

Hey guys,

I took the liberty of signing this on your behalf.  I hope it’s OK.  It’s a petition I sent to the heads of staff here at UNNAMED COMPANY.

Dear F**kheads,

The following is a petition signed by various employees urging you to get off your lazy mindless fat asses and bring NAME OF FURLOUGHED EMPLOYEE back to work.  Stop hiring bullshit executives and start rehiring talent.  You can’t get anywhere in this world when management employees outnumber staff employees, you dumb fucks.  The following signers will go on record as to say you suck ass hair.

Sincerely,

Go Fuck Yourself

P.S. The NEW CORE BUSINESS PROJECT sucks BALLZ(his emphasis, not mine).

Signed:

NAME OF NON-FURLOUGHED EMPLOYEE 1
NAME OF ALSO NON-FURLOUGHED EMPLOYEE
NAME OF ANOTHER NON-FURLOUGHED EMPLOYEE
NAME OF SAID FURLOUGHED EMPLOYEE

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One Response to “A Letter to A Boss (NSFW Language)”

  1. BOSS MAN Says:

    YOU ARE ALL FIRED!

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