Ridiculous Business Cards

We sure hope this is real.

THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.

"THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS."

Meet  the Meat Card. Good for networking and snacking, also offending vegetarians.

MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex …Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

Buy them here. Or leave a comment on what you think of promoting your business through beef jerky.

Below are some other absurd business card moments and ideas to get your self-promotional juices flowing.

No (mini)business card round-up is complete without the disturbing business card scene from American Psycho.

And finally, we’ll end with more delight than absurdity, yay Legos! Who wouldn’t want a Lego business card?

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[Tune in tomorrow to meet the biggest megalomaniac in the business card world. Yes there is a business card world beyond this post. ]

One Response to “Ridiculous Business Cards”

  1. Good idea I reckon, who doesnt like meat

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