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Ridiculous Business Cards

Posted in accidental art, funny, neato, videos with tags , , , on May 7, 2009 by absurddelight

We sure hope this is real.

THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.

"THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS."

Meet  the Meat Card. Good for networking and snacking, also offending vegetarians.

MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex …Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

Buy them here. Or leave a comment on what you think of promoting your business through beef jerky.

Below are some other absurd business card moments and ideas to get your self-promotional juices flowing.

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