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THE Infotainer says Your Business Card is Crap

Posted in accidental art, business, videos with tags , , , on May 8, 2009 by absurddelight

If you think the Snuggie folks or Fred and Sharon have mastered the art of low budget video captivation, we would like to introduce you to Joel Bauer.

He calls himself the infotainer and has actually parlayed his “cheerful megalomania” into an apparently lucrative speaking business (he’s the guy hired to man corporate booths at conferences). Watch as he tells you your business card is crap.

His business card is the best he’s ever seen, costs only $4 a card. It’s kind of like a pop up children’s book crossed with a self-portrait. Also it’s obnoxious. Links and genuine mainstream press response after the jump. Continue reading

Ridiculous Business Cards

Posted in accidental art, funny, neato, videos with tags , , , on May 7, 2009 by absurddelight

We sure hope this is real.

THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.

"THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS."

Meet  the Meat Card. Good for networking and snacking, also offending vegetarians.

MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex …Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

Buy them here. Or leave a comment on what you think of promoting your business through beef jerky.

Below are some other absurd business card moments and ideas to get your self-promotional juices flowing.

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