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Best Spam Ever – Pic of UN Money Laundering Form

Posted in open letters with tags , , , on April 12, 2009 by absurddelight

See earlier posts for the background on this.

It is mind blowing that email scammers could make this form but can’t string an English sentence together, confuse money “lending” and “laundering” and believe we were attacked by natives!

BONUS: We think the 419 scammers were inspired (and also confused) by this UN site. Note how the logo matches the one on this form. There is even a “Fraud Warning” right there on the main page mentioning this spam scam.

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Best Spam Ever – Part 3

Posted in open letters with tags , , , on April 11, 2009 by absurddelight

This is just amazing!

Here’s part 3 of the email chain between email spammers from the United Nations Money Laundering Association and Absurd Delight.

Part 1 has the ridiculous opening email salvo from the spammers, in part 2 our man, Jarod Bingham has been attacked by natives thus delaying the transaction, and also has received counter laundering offers from Nigeria. Now it just gets more absurd as the UN Launderers jealsously guard their turf from Nigerian competitors. Best parts in blue.


From: InfoUsa MoneyLaundary <>
Subject: Re: Re: Dear Jarod L. Bingham, response from UN, team.
Date: Friday, April 10, 2009, 7:03 PM

Dear Jarod L. Bingham,

We are sorry for what you went through during your travel to Peru. Your mail has been received along with copies of your passport and your contact phone number. Be rest assured that all your information including your private phone number are already kept in absolute confidentiality.

Concerning the Loan application Registration form, we shall definitely forward it to you by tomorrow 11th April. Therefore as soon as you receive the form, kindly follow the instruction and get back to us as soon as possible.

Finally We want to respond to your information on the loan offer that you said that you have received from Nigeria, there is no doubt that some unscrupulous Nigerian elements will try to contravene the law of the United Nations.

We want to inform you that during the time when this program was initially established, Nigeria was counted out because they opposed the motion and as a matter of fact, only two countries in West Africa was registered to represent the UN in West Africa for this loan offer.

Therefore if any one is contacting you from Nigeria with any kind of loan offer, such person is a fraud star and should be reported to the police for breaking the law of the United Nations. Continue reading

Best Spam Ever – part 2

Posted in open letters with tags , , on April 10, 2009 by absurddelight

See previous post for the start of the email chain between a 419 email scammer and a friend of Absurd Delight, also for funny 419 scam links.

All you really need to know is the scammers are from the United Nations Money Laundering Association. But their English is so bad they don’t really know the difference between “laundering” and “lendering.” Our favorite parts in blue.


Subject: Dear Jarod L. Bingham, acknowledgment needed by UN, team.

From: InfoUsa MoneyLaundary <>
Subject: Re: Dear Jarod L. Bingham, acknowledgment needed by UN, team.
Date: Tuesday, March 31, 2009, 10:57 AM

Dear Jarod L. Bingham,
It is very important that you acknowledge the receipt of the below mail which was sent to you from this office previously to enable us move ahead with the process.
Bryan Clark.
Dear Jarod L. Bingham,
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail along with your particulars in respect to the lendering process of the $26,000,000 USD from this UN money lendering association. We have noted the content of your mail along with your request of providing you with the official Laundering Application Registration Form [pic here] and the address to which you should submit it.
Mr. Jarod, we are sorry to inform you that … Continue reading

Best Spam Ever – part 1

Posted in open letters with tags , , , , on April 9, 2009 by absurddelight

Here’s the most entertaining Nigerian/419 scam email I’ve ever gotten. The best parts are in blue, links in orange as usual:

———————————————————————————————– Thu, Mar 26, 2009 at 8:00 AM


United Nation
Money Laundering Association
256 East 45th Street,
London, NY 10025-6745.


Attention :::::::::::: Sir,

I am Mr. Rod Smith, a secretary from United Nation Money laundering Association here in London. We discovered that you needed a financial help and support to achieve your goals for establishing goods Business opoortunities like building of Factories, Estates, Hospitals or more other business opportunities that can yield much money here in europe.

Here is the door open for you for laundering to any amount of money that you needed or desire to achieve your goals and expectations, because our main motives and aim is to make less priviledge and the rich once becomes more successful in life.

We will offer you any rate or any amount of your desire but our least and maximum laundering is from the sum of 500,000, to 100,000,000,00 Dollars, Euro or Pounds, and our percentage commission is 15% commission after 18 months of laundering.

So try as much as posible to visit us directly at our company email contact with your personal details like your International Passport/Driving Licence, country/Address and your Mobile/Fax Number.

Best Regards,
Mr. Rod Smith.
Secretary general.


By now this kind of email is prehistoric news, but this was was special for the combination of the incredibly unbelievable location, the gratuitous invocation of the United Nations and the bold request for so much information.

Read more to see what we sent back to him, and the subsequent email chain.

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